It tells me that it contains no soap, no
phosphates, no arsenic and is BCP and asbestos free. It's dolphin friendly,
child safe and ISO 9001 compliant.
It informs me that it contains essential
oils, optional fats, totally unnecessary perfumes and rare seahorse extracts
with no known benefit to anyone.
It's adorned with pictures of molecules -
to show that the graphic designer has heard of them - and signatures of some
random person - to show that even people I don't know can sign their names.
It assures me that it will prevent my ends
from splitting, my colour from fading, my curls from flattening, my skin from
wrinkling, my kids from taking drugs, my shit from stinking and my eyesight
from failing.
Which is just as bloody well ... because
NOWHERE, except at the very bottom in 3
point font which is completely unreadable through the steam in the bathroom and
the water in my eyes does it say "Shampoo"
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