This brochure is written for people who want to make a living at
local markets.
Knowing your customers.
There are very few genuine hippies in the world. Most people
coming to the markets are McMansion dwelling 9-5 ers, with two cars, a beer
fridge and wi-fi, that want to feel good about themselves for a bit. Shopping
at markets is hippie-lite for them; not returning to nature, more dropping in
on nature for a herbal afternoon tea. If something is
"local", "hand made", "home grown",
"organic" or "recycled" then buying it becomes almost a gift
to Gaia rather than a guilt-ridden act of consumption. If there are
old-fashioned - ideally wooden - toys for the kids then parents can offset the
guilt of many hours of Minecraft by buying them (in much the same way that
fresh fruit in the lunchbox offsets the packet of chips).
Presenting your goods
It should go without saying that plastic packaging is out. No
shrink wrap, no vacuum pack etc. At most, a little straw around some of the
more fragile items. Don't have more than two of any one thing; the other
benefit of buying at a market is that you will have a unique conversation piece
that allows you to show off your Mother Earth side "I bought these at a
lovely little market up in Hidden valley. Local artist. Very talented."
Implication: "if you were as in tune with the ley lines as I am, you too would be able to sense the presence
of this kind of unique talent." Handwritten price tags, hand made signs
and cash only terms complete the presentation.
Presenting yourself
The market character is second only to the pottery leaf earrings
as a talking point for the professional weekend hippie. You need to fill that
niche. Start with appearance: hairiness is expected. The spirit of the Earth
goddess cannot be bought from someone with a Brazilian. A beard is expected for
men and luxuriant underarm growth for women. Dreadlocks are good but
waist-length hair will do at a pinch. Clothing must look hand made and
definitely no corporate print t-shirts. You must be the person they don't dare
to be: the one that stood up to and rejected corporate capitalism. Get a beaten
up old car to bring your goods to market, even it you drive a new model Jeep
the rest of the time.
Props
There's a great deal you can do here for very little
outlay. a dream catcher with some
feathers in it is a start . A few sticks of incense - subtle fragrance, almost but not quite like marijuana -
smoldering off to one side. A hidden
stereo playing sitar music. These are all the basics. Someone's granny - if you
can borrow one for a day - knitting or spinning behind the counter emphasizes
the home made message. For the advanced stall holder, an exotic pet like a
sloth or an owl is the ultimate signal to your customers that you live on
another plane of existence and your wares are like holy relics - a chance to
touch the divine.
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