Monday, 18 August 2014

Launching my book

Instead of a regular post this morning, I am going to, unashamedly, use my blog to launch my book, "The Princess"


Loosely based on Machiavelli's book of a similar name, "The Princess" provides advice - with tongue firmly in cheek - to girls in the 10 - 16 year old age group that want to become a princess, or a celebrity - the happily ever after fantasy of the modern world. I wrote it - you know it's going to be sarcastic and funny!

"The Princess" tells girls how to get fame, riches, beauty and happiness and asks them to consider what they are really worth.

"The Princess" is available on Kindle and Kobo for $4.95. And remember, you don't need to have a Kindle or Kobo device to read their books - as always, there's an app for that.

Kindle: https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B00LZRKOQC

Kobo: http://store.kobobooks.com/en-US/ebook/the-princess-27

Here's an excerpt:



Kings get to tell people what to do. The modern equivalent is called a “dictator”. If being a brutal dictator and stealing large amounts of a country’s wealth for yourself is what you’d like, go looking for an ambitious army officer and get him to stage a coup d’état (military takeover of a country). You then get to be the first lady with all the money and power.  Imelda Marcos of the Philippines actually finished up with 2,700 pairs of shoes this way.

Beware! There is a danger here! People who become dictators of countries and keep all the money for themselves are often murdered, along with their families. What you want is the hard working but poor people of your country cheering madly as you arrive in your coach, accompanied by slightly annoying talking donkey. What you definitely do not want is those same people taking the palace by force, stabbing you brutally to death while you sleep and taking all the cash. That is not part of the fairy tale vision of life as a princess!

In fact, it probably was part of the original story. Hard working but poor people eventually ask themselves why they do all the work and are still poor while you do nothing and get all the shoes. They then count the small number of guards around your palace, count how many poor people there are and realise that they can get rid of you and be hard working, rich and comfortably shod. The French monarchy went that way (beheaded) so did the Russian one (shot). In modern times the same thing has befallen Libya and Iraq and is probably going to happen in Syria. You just don’t get that part of the story in fairy tales, mostly because Disney and Dreamworks can’t find a cute song to go with animations of mass murder.

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